Wanna know why women get grey hair?
They have sons.
Only a son watches a BMX stunt show at school and says to himself, "No problem, I can do that."
But the cuts and bruises from that, and a skateboard fall earlier in the day, weren't enough.
There's always room for more drama when you're a boy's mama.
Only a son has to get his head examined (literally) for running into a metal pole on the playground. Not once. But twice.
At least this time he picked a different playground.
Remember that old commercial where the boy asks the wise old owl how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
At our house, we're asking how many licks can one kid take to his head before his mom starts making him wear a helmet every time he leaves.
If you see a kid in class or at the mall wearing normal clothes and a football helmet...he's mine.